A Man of Principle

Admittedly he needed a gentle if persuasive push, but Stephen Gill finally rolled into my welcoming arms today. His membership form is still blank, but we're working on it. Stephen's skills were never in the written word. Some men of principle are like that. At least he stands up for what he believes in - a party that cares and shares and offers the people new hopeful rhetoric for genuine lasting change in these challenging times. Like us, Stephen believes in black and white, good and bad, fat and thin, open and shut, all at the same time. Like us Stephen wants a fairer Britain that is also fairly tough on crime, while being kind to criminals. Like us, Stephen fervently wants to save the planet. We are, of course, the only party committed to these lofty aspirations without telling anyone how we intend to do it. Stephen will be among friends. His measurements for open-toed sandals have already been taken and leatherette elbow patches are on order. He will soon be erecting a windmill in his yard in party colours.