Friday 31 October 2008

The name's Jones...Alan Jones

What inspired casting! Daniel Craig plays the enigmatic and energetic agent Alan Jones as he battles with all those nasty organisational terrorists and makes the hearts of the ladies flutter with unbridled excitement. I will be there when it opens in Somerset with Maltesers and Kleenex to marvel at the portrayal of a man who has become - for all of us in this great County - a living legend.

Oh how I would love to be his Moneypenny.
SOLACE of course is his trade union.
He's actually an Advisor on their Management Board
But with so many professional stresses and harrassing challenges it is a wonder that he ever has time for any sort of extra mural activity.


6 comments:

The Real Sam Crabb said...

To the Reader – Please note this is a bogus blogsite. All this stuff was not written by Jill Shortland – it is all rubbish.

To the “Bogus Blogger” – I now know who you are. Would you please take this website down immediately and stop being so childish. It is really boring – you seem to have gone off the boil.

Anonymous said...

To the reader - Please note that the commnent posted by "the real sam crabb" is bogus. "The real sam crabb" is in fact alan jones pretending to be sam crabb. To the bogus comment writer - we all know who you are and we marvel at your continued use of county council equipment for these purposes

The Real Sam Crabb said...

This is getting totally ridiculous

To the Bogus Blogger - My advice is to take this site down.

To the reader - Ignore this tripe.

HuxtableBalls said...

Alas poor "real sam". The ridicule belongs to you! Have a nice day.

The Totally Authentic Sam Crabb Blog said...

I do wish your fake Crabbs would shut up

The Real Sam Crabb said...

I wish the bogus blogger would stop trying to confuse the public.

We all know what your game is.

Hope you have a lovelly day.